November 16, 2009

Did Mencken die in vain? Pretty much.

Via anthropologist John Hawks, a gem from Rex Stout:

His position in society, his high repute among his fellow men, his nimbus as a master biped.

Nobody writes like that any more, dammit.

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November 11, 2009

ahooe

justst atenadad a pissup ikna berwery! it wen't wel.

November 10, 2009

"No use in you runnin', or screamin' an' cryin'..."

Indeed not.

Welcome to 1978. Those of you who are too young to remember those days may not realize how ordinary and unremarkable these events were, in that long-vanished age. People like this, they were your neighbors or the cop on the beat. We had come so far, but then, somehow, we lost our way.

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October 21, 2009

Launching Anvils

as i alwys say

It's just neat launching something that really wasn't intended to be launched

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October 20, 2009

Killer Fact!

lardge rund haybals:

they loook inacent dont they? WONRGN!!

From 1992 to 1998, 74 farm workers in the United States were killed in large round hay bale accidents.

"acidiants". riiiigghght.

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September 27, 2009

Books, movies, radio, music, TV now obsolete

Virtually all of the entertainment and information you will ever need can now be obtained from shitmydadsays:

I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it... No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept.

The rest is available from Explosions and Boobs.

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September 22, 2009

Killer Fact!

Jaguars have been known to eat avocados.

I once met a house cat in Berkeley, CA who had a habit of breaking into a neighbor's hous to eat their avocados. He also showed a keen interest in babies' fontanelles.

A word to the wise, my friends. Forewarned is forearmed.

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